Pocket Jedi by Harebrained and Pork Season by Bleee (with a little help from Cu3ik) have made there way onto Teefury today only, both available to purchase for $11 online.
Aziz Ansari on arranged marriage
We want Jason to win. Mass murdering monster, but he’s no bigot. (x)
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
(Source: amoracomplex, via spidersintheattic)